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While I was watching a game last weekend, my wife and I got into a
conversation about life and death and the need for living wills. During
the course of the conversation, I told her that I never wanted to exist
in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from
a bottle.
She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.
conversation about life and death and the need for living wills. During
the course of the conversation, I told her that I never wanted to exist
in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from
a bottle.
She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.
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LoooLLL...well, you screwed yourself:)...
but, 2 questions, why here? and Jod?
but, 2 questions, why here? and Jod?
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no, you went in OT, I wrote in English..:)
kill was faster
kill was faster
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Well............
Another one........
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from America. He bragged he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He also bragged he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and housework. He said there was nothing done the first day, a lot more on the second day, but by the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The third man had married an Australian girl. He bragged he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and housework too. He said on the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscaper.
Another one........
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from America. He bragged he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He also bragged he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and housework. He said there was nothing done the first day, a lot more on the second day, but by the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The third man had married an Australian girl. He bragged he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and housework too. He said on the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscaper.
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Management lesson
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have you"....but the girl said NO.
Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up". She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says "ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down".So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She said "The bastard used coins!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it.
Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up". She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says "ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down".So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She said "The bastard used coins!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it.
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LooolllLchina....Very Nice...
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