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a pazi sad ovo !
bez uvrede molim!
ja nisam znao da za to ide posebni sampon :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ajme šta me nasmija jebemti...to talijani proizveli  :notworthy:
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bilo već..barem dvaput :)
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Post by josip-306 »

Krađa
Starija gospođa plavuša je uzrujano zvala policiju preko mobilnog telefona i
prijavila da je u njen auto provaljen. Histerično objašnjava situaciju:
"Ukrali su stereo, volan, kočnicu, pa čak i papučicu za gas!", zaplaka.
Osoba na drugoj strani odgovori: "Smirite se gospođo, policajac je već na
putu". Nekoliko minuta kasnije, policajac zove kolegu preko radija:
"Zanemari ovaj zadnji poziv, gospođa je greškom sjela na zadnje sjedište".
...ma neki drkenđija....turbo je masina....
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hahahahahahahahahahaha :lol::lol::lol: prestrasno...
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http://www.cice.com.hr/novo/index.php?topic=23063.0
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Neznam dal je bilo al presmijesno  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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"Za ono sto zene cine za svoj izgled, svaki trgovac rabljenim automobilima bi dospio u zatvor.?

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Prije puno godina stvori Bog muškarca i ženu. Gleda on muškarca i
veli
- ti si super ispao,
a zatim pogleda žensku i reče
- jebi ga, ti ćeš se morati šminkati....

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U početku se djevojkama govori: Janje moje, pile moje malo... Kasnije te životinje odrastu.

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Kako tri muskarca mijenjaju žarulju u kuhinji?

nikako, neka kuja kuha u mraku

:D :D :D :D
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najbolji način za zatvorit vrata od auta i ženska usta je jedan jaki udarac!  hit:it hit:,
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zašto je hrvatski materinji jezik? jer ćaća ne može doći od riječi  hvala:,
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Volim ja žene .......Kada me ljube nakon tragova tuđe sperme na ustima............

Volim ja žene .......Kada normalno hodaju nakon silaska s kurca........................

Volim ja žene .......Kada se češljaju da odljepe sljepljenu kosu ..........................

Volim ja žene .......Kada se zatvore u kupaonu....................................................

Volim ja žene .......Kada nose uložak tjedan poslje stvari....................................

Volim ja žene .......Kada se urđuju za van............................................................

Volim ja žene .......Kada im je žuljava stolica na kojoj sjede...............................

Volim ja žene .......Kada nemaju apetita...............................................................

Volim ja žene .......Kada imaju potrebu za kupovinom........................................

Volim ja žene .......Kada skreću pogled................................................................

Volim ja žene .......Kada su nervozne...................................................................

Volim ja žene .......Kada pjevaju nakon dolaska kući..........................................

Volim ja žene .......Kada me pozivaju u krevet....................................................

Volim ja žene .......Kada me pitaju dali ih volim..................................................

Volim ja žene .......Kada idemo rano u krevet zajedno .......................................

Volim ja žene .......Samo kada nije to moja žena.................................................



Ma i ona Volim ja žene .......................................................................................
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Post by Marina »

Žene su grozne :D
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eto nje nazad :D
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Post by Marina »

Da, da, došla sam tu tražit dečka :D :D
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a i ti nađeš gdje ćeš doć...eh... :D
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Post by Marina »

Da, da, izbacili su me s Iskrice s razlogom da imam previsoke kriterije : DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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evo Acika ti je kršan mlad momak spreman za nove avanture :)
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