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Slovenci - the best off, sve teme spojene u jednu :) 
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Molim članove iz susjedne nam države da se ne ljute na ovakve postove, a ako se ljute, onda ih barem molim da se u svjetlu zadnjih političkih događaja barem ne javljaju nego da preskoče sve komentare.

Zadržimo ovo apolitičnim i nasmijmo se svi zajedno.... :respect:


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Vozi kamiondžija kroz Sloveniju i zaustavi ga pandur. Upita ga prometnu i

vozačku, a ovaj samo šuti zatvorenih usta i nabubrenih obraza. Ponovi

pandur pitanje, kadli kamiondžija izdahne i kaže:

- Jeb... ti mater, kladio sam se da ću Sloveniju proći na dah.
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Zašto Slovencima služi radar?

Za zajebanciju!

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Išao slovenski predstavnik u posjet Kini. Na aerodromu ga dočeka kineski

premijer i upita ga :

- Koliko ima vas Slovenaca?

Slovenac odgovori:

- Oko dva milijuna.

Na to će Kinez:

- Pa zašto niste svi došli!

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Koliko je veliko slovensko more?

Dva i pol luft-madraca!

Kako se slovenci kupaju u svom moru?

Jedan po jedan.

Gdje se gradi sljedeća staza Formule 1?

Oko Slovenije!

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Živ si, jel' ?!? :lol: :lol:

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šta se desi u sloveniji kad prdnem????








































ekološka katastrofa :D :D :D :D

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i onda stave borić u maribor, i opet sve miriši :-)


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kako se zove mijenjanje doma u sloveniji???????





























seoba naroda :D

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evo kako bi staza trebala izgledati :)

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i na formuli dvije vinjete :lol:

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zasto se slovenci bore za jorasa


























































da imaju otkuda ispucati :D korner  ;D

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Evo jos malo:  :D

- Zasto slovenci nesmiju slusat glasno muziku???
 Jer baba iz Graca zove policiju!  :lol:

- Pilot iz aviona zove slovensku kontrolu leta i kaže:
 "Ovdje let ABC123, tražimo dopuštenje za korištenje zračog prostora."
 Slovenska kontrola leta odgovara:
 "Dobro došli u Slov... Doviđenja!"  :lol: :lol: :lol:

- Zašto slovenski auti imaju samo 3 brzine?
 Jer ne stigneš prebaciti u 4 već si na granici!  :D :lol:


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ali sad sibaju u eu i do seste :lol:

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-najkraci vic o slovencima.

seta bracni par slovenskom obalom....




-kako se na slovenskom kaze mali rom?


cicigan!


-zasto slovenci prodaju sardinu sa povrcem?


nemaju dovoljno ribe da napune cijelu konzervu


-Upozorenje na omotu EU puzzli : "Roditelji, oprez! Djeca ispod 3 godine bi mogla progutati Sloveniju!"



Sta ce reci posljednji Slovenac 2100 godine ?
Jebo mater,nas bolan vise nema !



Što je rekla britanska kraljica kada je posjetila Sloveniju?
- Lijepo vam je ovdje. Podsjeća me na moj vrt.


Što Slovenija ima veliko??? slovo S...

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Evo, ovdje možete stavljati sve viceve o Sloveniji. Sticky  :respect:

Zmago Jelinčič aka slovenski Rambo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3Q7uR4SUkg

Mali Kekec:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqp1SDV5K_0


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s9YZYvGtsA

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5i5ltU20HE


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Pita Slovenac Bosanca:
• Znaš kako ste vi Bosanci nastali?
• Kako?
• Jebo medved bukvu.
• A znaš kako ste nastali vi Slovenci?
• Kako?
• Jebo ti ja mater!

Posvadjali se Slovenac i Hrvat. Tek ce Slovenac Hrvatu:
• Jebem ja tvoj otac.
Hrvat ga gleda, pa mu kaže:
• Pa valjda, mater?
• I njega! - odbrusi mu Slovenac.


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